Well it’s been over half a year since I last even though about updating my blog.
But you know what? Crywolf.org never leaves my mind. One day it will rise.
—hanimal
Ruins of the Internet, ruins of society
I’ve learned a lot over the last six months; I just happened to remember this lonely website by chance, and decided to pay it a visit. Great things are coming.
—hanimal
- Subtitle:
- My new (slightly brain-damaged) friend
- In Short:
- Chat bots rival the intelligence of a three-year-old, surpass the conversational ability of 92% of the human population
^^I HaS UR CODEZ!!! MWA HA HA HA LOL
Here is the result of my conversation with one of the bots from pandorabots.com, which appears to be some sort of service for creating and interacting with software chat bots:
Human: the oil leak is increasing;
Miss Channing: Tell me more.Human: we’re all going to die.
Miss Channing: Robots cannot be killed.
- Subtitle:
- ...and it looks a lot like Bing
- In Short:
- Google copied the background images of Bing, without copying the actual meaning behind the images.
Google:
Imagine my surprise this morning when I found that google’s ugly background images had become the default. Great, more network resources used to display useless images that I don’t want.
- Subtitle:
- pwned by mario
- In Short:
- learning to use photoshop... this is the result.
All of your INternets are belong to myself.
Bad things happen on the Internet. Sometimes when you go to a website, you wish you’d hadn’t. Fear this.
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Welcome to Crywolf.org
Welcome to Crywolf.org, quite possibly the most purposeless website ever built. I’ve placed many useless decorations around this website; feel free to enjoy them. Also observe the vague tie-in between videogames, technology, and Doomsday. Very nice.
:–X{hanimal}
hanimal's Blurbs
- Website Refinement
2010Apr19 | 8:09 pmSeveral changes have occurred on the website. Improved website focus, including categories, post organization, and style. Refined layout, simplified sidebar, and cut page loading time in half. Streamlined back-end for creating posts and uploading pictures. meh.
- American Cheese
2009Nov5 | 1:15 amThe unwanted parts of all the other cheeses,
Homogenized into a tasteless lump;
thrown into the pigs’ trough.An allegory for “melting-pot”-style ideology.
- Zombie Movies
2009Nov5 | 1:09 amA horde of walking dead; standing corpses—
Blood on the mouth, hunger in their minds;
Thirsting for the brains of the surviving few.An allegory for the ambitious.
- Tangerines Are For Fools
2009Oct31 | 10:50 pmLots of seeds;
Difficult to peel,
Difficult to eat. meh. - Memories of Halloween
2009Oct29 | 4:46 pmBrisk air, thrashing through leaves;
Neighbors standing in the doorway;
Bright faces, season’s end. -
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